A satirical retelling of my life as the saddest playboy alive.
I cut the line at clubs.
I live in a mansion.
Beautiful women pay me to shoot their nudes.
Hilarity is ensured.
Everything I post has permission from all involved.
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Attributes:
| Age | 0 |
| Ethnicity | caucasian ethnicity |
| Gender | female |