One Hawt M.!.L.F.

I identify as a non binary Hawt Mess of a M. I. L. F. turned writer turned accidental Facebook Influencer who understands that she is not entitled to anything from The Universe with the exception of an umbrella. I enjoy making people laugh with my twisted, inappropriate sense of humor.
In my free time I enjoy playing strip solitaire, hosting underground baby fight clubs, throat punching koala bears and going to peacock fights. I am the strip solitaire champion of the universe and know when to use which there, their and they're. I know lots of useless facts and have an eclectic taste in music. I am capable of (metaphorically) putting both feet in my mouth. I have yet to master the art of peopling but I can make anything sexual and have a Master's in double entendres. I am very open minded, non judgemental and always willing to please. I enjoy making fantasies a reality and your only limitation is your own imagination!